JUST BECAUSE 'MERICA IS TAKING SOME SHOTS, DOESN'T MEAN WE PATRIOTS NEED TO SMELL BAD.
Stay f#@king positive Patriots!! Let's show these damn crazed anti-American lunatics we can still have a laugh...at their expense! That is the inspiration behind this brand. Something to share with other freedom loving, self reliant Americans who still love and appreciate everything this damn beautiful country affords us!! All of us! That is the founding idea for this brand and it has been fun as hell to bring into reality!
Enjoy our exclusively created FREEDOM FRESH scent that will make your vehicle smell like a freshly washed and folded Old Glory! To help you out with your shopping lists, we have created some examples of people from all walks of life that you should be purchasing a Smells Like Winning car air freshener for!
Types of people you should get a Smells Like Winning air freshener for:
-That one uncle who spends nearly a grand on all the illegal fireworks every 4th of July
-Your grandfather who hangs his flag all year and keeps a perfectly mowed yard
-Anyone who has served in our military
-A liberal who can laugh at themselves and secretly still loves this country
-A liberal who will call the cops upon receiving one of these
-Any dog owner who puts a flag bandanna on their dog
-A prepper who has been in your ear to get prepared since 9/11
-Your local congressman